Immanuel Kant

Dear Immanuel,
I understand you are visiting Simone and Friedrich next month and you are concerned about encountering them for the first time. As you know, I have been friend with them for many years now; therefore, I could help you to get a better picture of them beforehand.
Since he has been collaborating in most of my projects for 10 years, Friedrich is that I am more acquainted with. As far as Simone is concerned, I only go out to jog with from time to time. In my viewpoint, despite having dissimilar personalities, they are a well-matched couple. As you can figure out yourself by the number of academic essays he has published in recent years, he is a talented scholar. Also, he can boast a significant experience as a Philosophy lecturer at the Basel University. Simone conversely, not only is not that smart but, at times, it takes her ages to follow even the simplest line of reasoning. However, she makes up for being a bit slow with her smiles and joyousness. You will love to entertain conversation with her about what she is most fond of, namely sport. She is hooked on running and cycling and often takes part in marathons.
I like Friedrich because his intelligence and acuteness are unmatched when it comes to produce an elaborated piece of writing. However, as for his behaviour I need warning you; it is not pleasant at all times. His mood is constantly on a swing; one minute he is all appreciations and compliments, the next minute he turns nasty, arrogant and even belligerent challenging each thing one utters. Typical genius behaviour.
Simone is nothing like that. Her most typical and funny ‘trademark’ is to keep on repeating ‘I am going to do this...I am going to do that...’ meaning that she has many projects she would want to take on. Eventually, she will accomplish one third of them either because of laziness or forgetfulness.
In conclusion, I would like to assure you that you will not get bored in company of this curious marriage.
Regards,
Arthur